Unnamed sources say: when it comes to cock, he's like John Popper at a hot dog factory
Unnamed officials and various workers in the sex industry came forward today and identified Northwest Loco as a guy who can't get enough cock. "That guy just loves the cock", said a hot, swishy young male, who declined to be named. "Jesus, now there's a guy who loved it in the ass", stated another unnamed quality piece of street meat.
Northwest Loco, who's known for his postings to the site forum.gorillamask.net, was unavailable for comment, probably because he was busy taking it up the ass. "I mean, seriously," said one twink, "I have no idea how that guy can still shit, what with all the dick he's had up his ass."
The gay-friendly, touchy-feely, dick-sucky, ass-fucky mainstream media has shied away from this story, no doubt because it jeopardizes their own priorities. "Dan Rather likes the cock, and so does Northwest Loco", says a lithe, bronzed, and anonymous young colt "intimate" with Loco, "Their gay agenda is threatened by this kind of thing."
